Dad Joke Vault

Dad Joke Vault is your personal joke Dad-a-Base — 1,600+ clean, classic Dad jokes, ready when you need them without ads.

NEED A JOKE? GET IT RIGHT NOW! 21 tags to help you find the right joke (Animals, Sports, Food, Holidays, Music, Technology, Pirate, and more), filter your favorites, or just tap for a random joke and swipe your way through the vault. Prefer a proper setup-and-delivery? Turn on tap-to-reveal and the punchline stays hidden until you tap.

When a holiday rolls around, the main menu updates — seasonal joke button turns on for a couple of weeks.

A JOKE ON YOUR HOME SCREEN Add the iPhone widget for a fresh dad joke every day — light or dark, it matches your home screen — and tap it to reveal the punchline right there, no app-opening required. Or schedule the daily notification for a joke at the time you pick.

MAKE IT YOUR OWN DAD-A-BASE Add your own material — your jokes are included with the curated library. Upgrade to Pro Dad for unlimited saved jokes, custom tags, custom joke groups, backup & restore, and more.

SHARE THE FUN Every joke becomes a clean, share-ready image card — sized for iMessage, Instagram, or the family group chat that didn't ask for it.

SOUND EFFECTS Add that something special to the punchline with a free sound effect. Pro Dads unlock even more sound effects for the full corny delivery.

ON-DEVICE AI (Apple Intelligence required) Generate original dad jokes on demand — no account, no internet, no data sent anywhere. Everything happens on your device.

PRO DAD — ONE-TIME UNLOCK Add unlimited personal jokes · Unlimited joke sharing · Joke backup & restore · Unlimited AI jokes · Custom tags · Custom joke groups · Additional sound effects · First access to future goodies

Free forever: the full 1,600+ joke library, browse and search, favorites, 1 joke share a day, widget, daily notification, and 1 AI joke a day.

No subscription. No data collected. Just jokes that will make people roll their eyes.